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Title: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: djmondortiz on January 14, 2009, 03:34:45 PM
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What are the funniest names you have encountered?
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: Benj on January 14, 2009, 05:42:59 PM
Redentor (forgot the last name)
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: jaySiR on January 14, 2009, 06:14:13 PM
I got a classmate back in high school whose name is Felix Bacat

the ever popular...
Gina and Jack Cole
Pining Garcia
Pablo Jab
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: Pajd on January 14, 2009, 07:10:37 PM
a volleyball player i forgot  ??? the first name of this chinese girl but her last is Wang yna!  :)
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: dvs on January 15, 2009, 01:26:21 AM
nimrod - name tag on a gas attendant shell marcos hiway

dingdong - nuff said
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: joaquiboy on January 15, 2009, 09:33:17 AM
I think we have heard or seen this before: BATMAN BIN SUPARMAN

Myu Thant

Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: djmondortiz on January 15, 2009, 10:12:38 AM
I also encountered this old man named Procopio Alatiit. I also met this hot corporate chick named Jennifer Semilla.

Some other funny names:
Brigido Pulampatetot
Mauricio Madlangtuta
Jose Dimakatae
Edcel May Bayag
May Regla
Regina May Manas
Christine Dimayakyak
Procula Tamudlong
Bulbulito Bayagbag
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: djmondortiz on January 15, 2009, 10:25:14 AM
Quote from: chicong22 on January 14, 2009, 11:48:29 PM


recently... queen elizabeth pacquiao.  :wav:

So whats next? Barak Obama Pacquiao, or baka Gloria Arroyo Pacquiao, pwede ren Chavit Singson Pacquiao
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: gowthead on January 15, 2009, 01:17:45 PM
came across this resume once... first name was trofacir
somthing funny about the name so i stared at it .. and realized it was ricafort read backwards..wtf?
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: djmondortiz on January 16, 2009, 10:44:40 AM
I also had a schoolmate way back. Her name is Samantha Dichupa
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: eric on January 16, 2009, 06:28:22 PM
I don't know if this is true, but my officemate claims to have had a classmate named, Gina Hasa.

When I young my parents used to take me to Green Valley Country Club at Valle Verde to play bowling.
A couple with a surname, "Acula" frequently joined bowling tournaments.  Both are doctors.
Doon sa team roster, naka list:

Dr. Acula and Dra. Acula.  :D
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: Razed In Black on January 16, 2009, 08:18:40 PM
Meron Monina Bayag. Makikita pa sa yearbook ng isang exclusive school sa Antipolo, so existent talaga. Meron pa Castle Fairy (kalimutan ko na last name). Nung rotc namin dati meron Panti (di ko alam first name). "Panti! Drop, give me 10 push ups!"
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: chicong22 on January 16, 2009, 08:45:05 PM
Quote from: Razed In Black on January 16, 2009, 08:18:40 PM
Meron Monina Bayag. Makikita pa sa yearbook ng isang exclusive school sa Antipolo, so existent talaga. Meron pa Castle Fairy (kalimutan ko na last name). Nung rotc namin dati meron Panti (di ko alam first name). "Panti! Drop, give me 10 push ups!"

haha baka kamaganak siya ng Marc Bayag. i remember back then, 3rd yr hs kami, chineck talga namin ung ACET passers para lang hanapin si Marc Bayag.
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: GeorgeTuc on January 17, 2009, 04:57:12 AM
I interviewed this GIRL a few years back when i was still doing HR recruitment. Her name is JOLLIBEE SANTOS! Malamang pinaglihi sya sa chicken joy! hehe...
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: Paul on January 18, 2009, 10:32:30 PM
Quote from: jaySiR on January 14, 2009, 06:14:13 PM
I got a classmate back in high school whose name is Felix Bacat

the ever popular...
Gina and Jack Cole
Pining Garcia
Pablo Jab


how about cristina moran? ;D
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: chicong22 on January 18, 2009, 11:48:48 PM
Quote from: Paul on January 18, 2009, 10:32:30 PM
how about cristina moran? ;D

and christy tinio? :P
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: joaquiboy on January 19, 2009, 10:23:54 AM
They call one of our IT support guys 'DL' and we were wondering, what the heck does DL stand for? We found out when we we called his number on our Cisco IP phones and his real name registered: "DreamLord"  ;D
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: -jason- on January 20, 2009, 10:58:05 PM
Pitoy Moreno! there was a rumor that when he attended an international fashion show way way back and he's name was called, everybody was laughing. Pitoy was a nickname for "penis".  :violent1:
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: vmobile88 on January 21, 2009, 09:25:50 PM
acer ikutanim         dating kaibigan
"nadia" call me       sa pager ng friend ko
bang buss              magandang pangalang sabi ng friend ko
tai mahusay           college schoolmate
mr kuneho             heard it sa isang meeting
pigao lugao           classmate elementary
paolo puto             nick name
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: FlyLO on January 22, 2009, 11:00:43 PM
A guy called Dick Malit and a Girl called Tina Gamayuten
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: DTNS on January 23, 2009, 01:44:13 PM
I had a blockmate in college whose name is Ishehyrelle Ieres Reyes. We call her "Ice" instead! ;)



I also remember meeting a sales agent of Viking Cars (Volvo), whose first name is VOLVO! It was as if he was born and destined to sell Volvos!  :evil5: :rofl: :violent1: :wave:
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: Sweet Lover on January 23, 2009, 04:40:58 PM
sa upuan ng bus: 'Jhun love Lhinda'

sa mid size na business na 30-40 something ang staff: 'Ate Merly, Ate Mercy, Ate Vangie...'

sa elementary school: 'Luz' (short for Luz-Vi-Minda - very common na pangalan ng guro)

if u know this guy just keep it to yourself - 'Nyords' (ano kaya ang original name nun?)
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: Sweet Lover on January 23, 2009, 04:48:09 PM
Arab names (theyre funny to begin with anyway)  and its American conversions (this is true):

Jamshid - 'James'
Akbar - 'Allen'
Arash - 'Josh'
Behrouz - 'Brad'
Mandana - 'Mandy'
Soleiman - 'Sally'
Mahyan - 'Manny'
Moshe - no translation, too bad...
Nachum - 'Nathan'
Itzhak - 'Isaac'
Simin - 'Simin' (retained but pronounced as 'Semen')
Faruk - 'Fred'
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: Sweet Lover on January 23, 2009, 04:51:10 PM
eto walang lokohan to... totoong player to ng Real Madrid!

Fernando...... http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/sports/photos/2006/12/22/gago-ap.jpg
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: 50 Caliber Sharp on January 24, 2009, 04:29:44 PM
Oh boy.... Here goes:

Local:
Flaregin Jaculina - Former Officemate
Frederico Palakanbato - Cousin's College Classmate
<firstname> Mababanloob - Patient (clinic record index card is next to mine)
Berlinda Pader - Office Applicant
"Bhernadeath" - picture with dedication of a woman (na mukhang katulong) that my buddy found in an FX
Mark Gil Makunatan - My neighbor's boyfriend (grandparent's hates him for being a sponge)
Cristina Bagongahasa - Friend's little sister's classmate (announced during their gradeschool graduation, valedictorian)
Thalia Marimar <lastname> - Gradeschool Field Tripper in SM Storyland (on her nametag)
Mr and Mrs Gisingmadali - Mayordoma's neighbors in her province
Mr and Mrs Bangonagad - Mayordoma's other neighbors in her province

Foreign:
Mr and Mrs Kufahl - Company Clients
Hong Tah - Company Client (Vietnamese)
Long Tah - Husband of Hong Tah
Randy Outen - Company Pharmacist (US Based)
Brandon Testicles - Pharmaceutics Supervisor (US Based)
Shori Youken - Girl I met in Akihabara, Japan
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: Sweet Lover on January 25, 2009, 07:02:11 AM
eto classic - 'Tito Boy'

lahat ng pamilyang pinoy mern nyan!

Tito Jun (Junior)
Tito Cesar (Cesarian kase)
Tita Baby (yan ang babaeng version ni Tito Boy)
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: 50 Caliber Sharp on January 25, 2009, 03:17:00 PM
Quote from: Sweet Lover Driver on January 23, 2009, 04:51:10 PM
eto walang lokohan to... totoong player to ng Real Madrid!

Fernando...... http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/sports/photos/2006/12/22/gago-ap.jpg


Gago pala ha? Check this soccer player out:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argelico_Fucks
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: DTNS on January 25, 2009, 03:22:16 PM
Quote from: 50 Caliber Sharp on January 25, 2009, 03:17:00 PM
Gago pala ha? Check this soccer player out:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argelico_Fucks

:o :rofl: LMAO! :occasion14:   


you can just imagine what he calls the rest of his family! (mother, father, brother, sister, etc, etc...)  ;) :evil5: ;D
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: Sweet Lover on January 26, 2009, 01:42:52 PM
Quote from: 50 Caliber Sharp on January 25, 2009, 03:17:00 PM
Gago pala ha? Check this soccer player out:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argelico_Fucks


what the 'fucks'  :thefinger:



nicky......http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44326000/jpg/_44326161_bridge_getty416.jpg  (#22)
hans jorg......http://www.bundesliga.de/media/images/bundesliga/clubs&spieler/01_fc_bayern/kahnbutt468345.jpg (goalkeeper in black and orange)
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: chicong22 on January 26, 2009, 10:36:35 PM
Quote from: Sweet Lover Driver on January 26, 2009, 01:42:52 PM

what the 'fucks'  :thefinger:



nicky......http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44326000/jpg/_44326161_bridge_getty416.jpg  (#22)
hans jorg......http://www.bundesliga.de/media/images/bundesliga/clubs&spieler/01_fc_bayern/kahnbutt468345.jpg (goalkeeper in black and orange)

wat about J.Cole of Chelsea?
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: Sweet Lover on January 27, 2009, 12:32:43 AM
Quote from: chicong22 on January 26, 2009, 10:36:35 PM
wat about J.Cole of Chelsea?

oo nga... kaso nga lang injured so mag j-cole na lang muna sha.

alala nyo pa si Eric Djemba-Djemba? http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00338/F_200706_June16spor_338086a.jpg
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: jaySiR on January 30, 2009, 10:28:40 PM
how bout Rudy Fernandez of the Spanish basketball team?

talking about resurrection
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: FlyLO on January 31, 2009, 03:07:56 AM
Quote from: jaySiR on January 30, 2009, 10:28:40 PM
how bout Rudy Fernandez of the Spanish basketball team?

talking about resurrection

Dude,
The name of our long time driver (27 years) is Rudy Fernandez. haha
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: FlyLO on January 31, 2009, 03:11:06 AM
Quote from: 50 Caliber Sharp on January 24, 2009, 04:29:44 PM

Shori Youken - Girl I met in Akihabara, Japan


OMG Winner!  :occasion14: :wav:  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: A on February 06, 2009, 12:58:52 AM
bb gandanghari - WTF
rey pumaloy
poohquiao
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: Manga on February 06, 2009, 03:39:04 PM
somewhere, some barangay  in Nueva Ecija... pageant for BB. MALASIN.

kumbakit hindi kasi BB SWETIHIN ang pangalang ng barangay eh.
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: chicong22 on February 08, 2009, 01:32:26 PM
hehe someone i met last night. a friend of a friend. nickname nya, Condom. short for Conrad Dominic.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: lonely boy on February 08, 2009, 01:53:34 PM
hockey player Miroslav Satan : http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/players/666

Hail Satan!!!  :notworthy: >:D  :rofl:


ngayon ko lang napansin na "666" pa yung webpage hahaha! grabe!
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: sherwin08 on February 10, 2009, 03:05:00 PM
E2 kapitbahay namin..

Mother name: Fe Tamayo at Father name: Vic Tamayo..

Name ng anak nila: fevic tamayo.. Take note lalaki yung anak nila.. hehe
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: john5 on February 16, 2009, 01:38:35 AM
regla mae....girl yung may name na ganon,regla daw is santo,sabi niya sken asar talo sya palagi.habambuhay hehe
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: Darth Paul on February 19, 2009, 12:15:25 PM
I had a classmate in Comm III in UP circa '95...his name is Wigmore Moron - Jojit sorry pero pare ansama talaga ng name mo!

another classmate from the same class  Eric Augustus Tingatinga
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: Brent on February 20, 2009, 11:29:40 PM
Quote from: lonely boy on February 08, 2009, 01:53:34 PM
hockey player Miroslav Satan : http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/players/666

Hail Satan!!!  :notworthy: >:D  :rofl:


ngayon ko lang napansin na "666" pa yung webpage hahaha! grabe!

Mukha  rin siyang demonyo. Baka nga demonyo talaga yan.
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: chicong22 on February 21, 2009, 02:44:03 AM
i met someone in our exposure trip. Jhodyan but pronounced as judy ann. hehe
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: a/c tech on February 23, 2009, 02:40:39 PM
our mtb group codenames:
babat
bebet
bibit
bobot
bubut

we r five in our group and the original name there is Bebet
nagtrip lang kaya yun ang codenames namin.
sayang wala na yung grup namin
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: Razed In Black on February 23, 2009, 03:33:33 PM
Ah. Nakikita ko dati yung si Satan. Sa hockey, asa Sabres pa siya nun... Meron ako na-encounter lately. Sa St Lukes, sa Nuclear Med Department. Medtech pangalan "Magic Johnson San Diego". Totoo. Not exactly funny, pero parang ang kulit.
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: chicong22 on February 24, 2009, 01:24:27 AM
Quote from: Razed In Black on February 23, 2009, 03:33:33 PM
Ah. Nakikita ko dati yung si Satan. Sa hockey, asa Sabres pa siya nun... Meron ako na-encounter lately. Sa St Lukes, sa Nuclear Med Department. Medtech pangalan "Magic Johnson San Diego". Totoo. Not exactly funny, pero parang ang kulit.

hehe parang batchmate ko lang, Ervin Magic Tiongson. he's a nice guy, nakakaaliw lang ung pangalan.
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: Darth Paul on February 25, 2009, 10:54:53 AM
eto pa makukulit na pangalan.

students ko sa Art Room sa Quezon City Sports Club circa '93 - Simon Say (sus sobra daldal tong batang to), Bennet Ong (united colors)
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: chicong22 on February 25, 2009, 10:04:04 PM
Quote from: Darth Paul on February 25, 2009, 10:54:53 AM
eto pa makukulit na pangalan.

students ko sa Art Room sa Quezon City Sports Club circa '93 - Simon Say (sus sobra daldal tong batang to), Bennet Ong (united colors)


ehehe sa roll call ba sir, natawa kayo? :)
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: blu76 on March 01, 2009, 01:59:19 PM
Quote from: dvs on January 15, 2009, 01:26:21 AM
nimrod - name tag on a gas attendant shell marcos hiway

dingdong - nuff said

nimrod isnt funny..
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: Sweet Lover on March 11, 2009, 10:55:31 AM
pocholo
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: DTNS on March 11, 2009, 01:20:31 PM
DAS WINNAR!  :evil5:
(http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/batman-suparman-02a.jpg)
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: A on March 11, 2009, 09:37:29 PM
(http://www.sacbee.com/static/weblogs/health-and-fitness/mclovin.jpg)

chicka chicka yeaaaaa
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: carlsant on January 09, 2012, 02:00:23 PM
I had a Chinese friend named Malou Wang..she's so beautiful however her named doesn't fit her because she's very quiet.lol
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: aylaisabelle on November 02, 2012, 09:46:13 AM
Back in our church there's this pastor and his last name is MANG.

He said that in the Philippines, he's been called MANG THOMAS..

He was really good and funny.
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: ALREY_03 on November 21, 2012, 01:09:08 AM
In high school, we had a batchmate named Jackie Chan and Patrick Garcia.  ;D
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: HyperPowerâ„¢ on November 22, 2012, 10:34:40 PM
A colleague of mine from Thailand whose name is Thithi Phorn. :)
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: downtown on July 09, 2013, 01:05:01 AM
ronaldo santiago iv. they called him fourth, so naging fourth santiago. :P
Title: Re: Funniest Names You Have Encountered
Post by: jmpet626 on July 09, 2013, 03:19:43 AM
Pornphan..