1. at lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
3. everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
5. put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. in the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. as often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. as people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. sing along at the opera.
12. specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
13. go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. put mosquito netting around your work aread and play tropical jungle sounds all day. '
15. five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "rock hard".
17. when the money comes out the atm, scream "i won! i won!"
18. when leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".
20. send this to someone and make them smile... it's called therapy

Dude, it sounds like you're overworked....

Don't worry... makakabenta ka rin ng kotse this week.

Haha kidding!!!

Hehhehee! Pare bili kayo sakin ng Forester ulet or Optra. Or any of my products! THANKS

Quote from: F300rally_truckster on May 14, 2004, 11:24:20 PM
Hehhehee! Pare bili kayo sakin ng Forester ulet or Optra. Or any of my products! THANKS

Anak ng Select.... nag-plugin pa! Hahahaha

Quote from: F300rally_truckster on May 13, 2004, 10:28:14 PM
1. at lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

this one I like  

hahahaha! hindi kaya sa MENTAL diretso mo nito pag ganito ka nag act?

Quote from: jp_757 on May 18, 2004, 03:32:01 PM
hahahaha! hindi kaya sa MENTAL diretso mo nito pag ganito ka nag act?

Well yes you can call it that. What us working people usually call it is the office